Jordans on a Saturday

If you have the opportunity to play this game of life you need to appreciate every moment. a lot of people don't appreciate the moment until it's passed.
-Kayne West

April 23, 2014 1:17 pm

This is literally me

(via l-2l)

1:14 pm
tylanderrr:

capnskull:

I can’t hear you, I’m wearing my jacuzzi suit!

It’s 2014. Why aren’t these real.

tylanderrr:

capnskull:

I can’t hear you, I’m wearing my jacuzzi suit!

It’s 2014. Why aren’t these real.

(via crazed-delirious-mess)

1:13 pm

cozyafternoons:

drapetomania:

Hi-fiveing after sex because you were both so awesome.

*slaps ass* “hit the showers kid, good game”

(via crazed-delirious-mess)

1:13 pm

fenrir-kin:

brigwife:

kidouyuuto:

how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple

French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme 

*800 years of war*

"C’est une fucking pomme" is now my favourite phrase

right up there with Viva la pluto

(via crazed-delirious-mess)

1:12 pm
s3xnoises:

king-of-roses:

#tumblr doms


omg I’m going to pee myself

s3xnoises:

king-of-roses:

#tumblr doms

omg I’m going to pee myself

(via bi-bibirdie)

1:12 pm

no1knowsmymusic:

tardis—noise:

slaythewendybird:

Soulless Sam was my favorite.

soulless Sam was scary as fuck.

(Source: jamesmcslay, via crazed-delirious-mess)

1:11 pm 1:10 pm

Don’t win the war until I get there.

(Source: oberlyn, via crazed-delirious-mess)

1:09 pm

weenerd:

kingeren:

smartest-of-asses:

cutetoad:

pubic hair lightener and dye exists

if you were wondering

I sure wasn’t.

image

So your pubes can be a main anime character too

now the carpet can match the drapes

Don’t be acting like you don’t want blue pubes

(via sarcastic-little-girl)

1:08 pm

holly-jollie-pie:

maddetectivewithabox:

gallifrey-feels:

bumbleblaine:

There was a four year old named Hermione at my work today. It’s started. 

it has begun

The Potter generation is growing up.

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AND GETTIN’ BIZAY 

(via theevilstan)